Grief is when your DOS is bust and your files are missing.
Sadness is when Windows 95 is replaced by Windows 98.
Marc Pickering
Happiness is like surfing the Internet.
Luke McFarthing
Laughter is like a virus. Once you start you can’t stop.
Craig Miln
Shyness is when your monitor won’t work.
Michael Gilbey
Excitement is getting a new mouse.
Mark Moore
Boredom is playing a boring computer game.
Jamie Whitfield
Happiness is finding a lost file.
Adam Tyreman
A Valentine’s Day Poem for a Computer
Your screen is your beautiful face.
Your wires are your beautiful curls.
Your mouse is your soft hand.
Michael Gilbey
