I am a football, doing what I can, Big and round and kicked by a man. Round I am, hard and thick, If you want you can give me a kick. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Kick, kick, in the net, Oh why am I always wet ? Hit me, hit me, roll me on the pitch Kick me past that muddy ditch. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Here we are, at the match, I hope the goalie knows how to catch. Oh no, it's raining today, I don't like the wet, do I have to play ? Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Oh dear, I've got a bad head, I wish that I could stay in bed. Kick me high, kick me low, Kick me fast or kick me slow. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Bounce, bounce, I am a ball, Bounce, thud against the wall. I'm on the pitch on a rainy day, I may get wet but that's OK. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. I am red and white, black and blue, Kick me back from me to you. Kick, kick, all around, If I get lost I can't be found. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Kick, kick, hear the roar When they kick me and I score. Round and round, red and black, All my life I'm covered in cack. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Pass, pass, down the wing. My bum is really starting to sting. Throw, throw, jump, jump, I hit the ground with a bump. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud. Pass, pass, shoot, shoot, I spend my life on the end of a boot. Bounce, bounce, wallop, thud, I spend my life covered in mud.
Sarah Watson, Kirsty Unsworth, Daliah Lacey, Nicola Corkin, Kerry Casey, Kirsty Moor, Leigh Degnan, Jessica Dixon, Craig Thomas, Gary Watson, Shaun Harvey, Richard Hammond, Kevin Smithson, Stephen Adams, Christopher Atkinson, Christopher Smith, Steven Turnbull, Matthew Simon, Scott Close, Carl Hardy, Tom Devlin, Philip Pollard, Alan Thomas, Ashleigh Gollagher, Scott Revell, Martin Hutchinson, Luke Saysell, Christina Dobrean and Robert Godfrey